Thursday, January 27, 2005
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hey, came across some funny jokes. haha, thought i'll put em down here to bring a lil cheer around.
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"The pharmacist just insulted me," the woman sobbed to her husband. Upset, he jumped into his car and sped to the shop to defend his wife.
"Listen to my side!" the pharmacist pleaded. "First, my alarm didn't go off and I overslept. Rushing out, I locked both my house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get them. Then I got a flat tyre. When i finally got behind the counter, there was a long line and the phone was ringing. After bending to pick up a roll of coins, I cracked my head on a drawer and fell backwards, shattering the perfume case. Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing. I picked it up, and your wife asked me how to use a rectal thermometer. I swear, all i did was tell her."
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A war correspondent visiting Afghanistan for a second time noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.
"No," the man replied. "Land mines."
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A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The man leaves but does not come back.
A few days later he returns and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber says again, "About two hours." and the man walks out.
The barber says to a friend in the shop, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
Bill returns laughing hysterically and says, "He goes to your house."
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Sitting in an empty bar, an armless man orders a beer. When the barman gives him his drink, the man asks him to take the money from his pocket as he can't get it himself. The barman obliges. The armless man then asks him if he would tip the beer to his lips. The bartender does so, then comments to the man how difficult it must be having to ask people to do everything for him.
"Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times," says the man. "By the way, where is your toilet?"
The barman quickly replies, "The closest one is in the petrol station, down the road."
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Haha... =)
`donovan. |6:23 PM|
