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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 [[]]


relationship tip for the day!

because goodness knows how many clowns out there need it. at least, errm, 5 of my friends need this now.

Dear Aunt Agony,
I feel horrible. I can't get over the person i'm infatuated with. I steal a glance every 5 mins in her direction during lectures and can't seem to go one day without contacting her in some way or another, be it msn or sms or talking in person. help.

XX distressed XX

child, its too late for you now. for the cure, all i can say is time heals all wounds. for the prevention, i say: don't. oops, wrong word.. it's too mild. never invest your all hope and heart into an infatuation/crush/like/relationship because you never know when it's not gonna work out and you become a snivelling, desperate wreck always stealing glances at your object of idoltry and always contacting him/her because they're like the drug you need. because it's easier to harden yourself and say oops, guess not. guess it didn't work out. and move on, easier. of course it's easier said than done, but this cushions your fall from the lofty heights of cloud 9. learnt this through hard lessons all past year around, and still see it applicable everywhere.

and so, until the next issue, see you all! i really emphatize with your situation, cause i've been there. done that. =) ease up and watch the tube, pop some corn and crank up the tunes, and you'll do fine.


`donovan. |9:06 PM|