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b) bored
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d) jeremiah marvelling at his genius
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Monday, February 13, 2006 [[oh the foolish things people do.]]


as quoted from alvin's blog:


THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A VALENTINE'S DAY DATE

- "today is a very special day.."

- any sentence beginning with "my mother.."

- " you know, i have a reputation for being a ladies' man. i have no idea why." ( transalaton: i was drunk and can't remember a thing. in yer face don!)

- " you are paying right?"

- " sorry, i need to leave early to study for a test tomorrow."

- " so Sandy.. sorry Valerie.. i meant Sarah!"

- "are you enjoying your Big Mac?"

- " whoa, that girl is hot!"

- "i brought along a friend."

- "what do you mean, a singlet isn't formal?! i washed it specially ok!"

- "i kinda feel bad for my wife.."

- " eh chio bu! wanna pak tor?!?!"( inserts last finger into ear/mouth/nose/pocket)


`donovan. |8:51 PM|