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Friday, September 17, 2004 [[how to be irritating to others]]


found this while blog hopping: www.getannoyed.com. Here are some of the listed things in the above site:

Announce when you're going to the bathroom.

Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.

Ask people what gender they are.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Call every girl you know "dude".

Call everyone a communist.

Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."

Pee in the swimming pool.

Race the old woman for the last bus seat.

Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them advice loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" or "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"

::echoes::

I find my interactions with friends nowadays are getting more and more hilarious, laughing more and more all the time. Oh and my social circle never seems to stop expanding: is that good or bad? Sigh. On another note: don't say I didn't give you a chance sucker. You wanna play with fire? You will get burnt. This is open war. En guard. I'll see you in hell!


`donovan. |11:07 PM|