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Wednesday, April 06, 2005 [[]]


oooookay. today. interesting day. i'm sure the highlight of the day was my birthday, as was evident by the turnout of all the people coming to see my end-of-day-execution. if you wanna skip the whole story and go to the part where i thank friends, scroll down past the big chunk of text. now for the benefit of the people who missed it, ah-hem, like shem, sophie, cheryl, shufang, clarrisa, candice, etc. here's a recount.

the day started out normally, except that as i walk by the classes people started wishing me happy bday. which while is a good sign that people actually KNOW its my bday, its a bad sign cause that means alot of people know. a.k.a. alot of people will know what's gonna happen to me after school. anyway, all through out school, was kinda nervous. people who never say hi to me for some time say happy bday, then smile in a way that makesme uncomfortable. jon chan followed me buying my food in the canteen smiling at me, even with me warning him to back off. later he followed me to the t19 table and smiled again. wah lao.

ok, later i formulated my plan. last period was GP tutorial with ms ting until 1.30pm. so i couldnt pon. no matter. then gughan told me he finishes school at 12.30pm and is gonna camp outside until 1.30. so that makes chionging out not an option after my class. so i left my bag and all in the old council room during break. so i'll be free to run and make a break for it if it came to that. so i came up with this bright idea: why don't i talk to ms ting after class all the way to the staffroom and make a break for my stuff. it was perfect. the army outside my class was waiting to pounce la. and gughan posted guards at all staircases. the only safe way out if not through that mob was the window. but a fall from the 3rd storey will probably kill me. i was desperate, but not THAT desperate.

so i made up some things to talk to ms ting about: my lit s paper. haha and i sauntered through the mob like moses parting the red sea! i walked slowly, talking, knowing all you bungsats couldn't touch me. i had immunity bro! i had guardian angel on! hahaah! and i heard you guys saying "eh, he's zaoo-ing!!" and still, you were powerless. haha. so i followed ms ting to the staff room, then made a break for safety outside the school area. since gughan and jon chan followed me i couldnt get to my stuff. jon almsot caught me at the foyer, but i twisted out of his grasp and ran for the school gate. once outside, i was like safe haha. but i had to infiltrate again and get my stuff. so after some time, knowing that the longer i waited the more the big mob will disperse, i went back in via the PAC way, past the grandstand where ganeshan was sitting. i shouted to him to coem get me but he didn't, just yelled back "dont get cocky". haha, anyways, the side staircase up to the J block, i took that up to the 3rd story, where i peeked around the corner and gughan standing watch at my class area saw me and shouted out. i then ran fo rmy life down the stairs again, this time hiding below the staircase on lvl 1, you know the recess under the sloping staircase. i waited for them to pass then ran back upstairs to check my classroom. my stuff weren't there so i ran back out. on the way out imran yelle dmy name across the block so i doubled my urgency to get out of sight. haha , later i walked past imran's class without them noticing me, crawling on all fours below the level of the windows and ran past miah's class to reach the corridor facing the quadrangle. i crouched there out of sight and waited for an opportune moment to rush down to the SCC to check for my stuff. but miah and gughan and gang were like in the quadragle refusing to move! so i got bored and stood up. and shouted. COME GET ME!

they did eventually. and i made three mistakes then. mistake one: i ran to the J block. there's like no place to hide there la. mistake two: i ran into the toilet, cornering myself. mistake three: when louis and yuzheng looked under the cubicle doors where i was hiding for shoes, instead of like staying calm and keeping my feet there, i hurriedly stood on the toilet seat. which gave yuzheng a clue that i had something to hide. but no matter, the cubicle, though small and easily surrounded, was my castle! no one could breach it without me beating them off first. or so i thought. so they camped outside until unknowingly, Ron came with a coin and twistedopen the lock on my door! i was stunned as it opened la. then i fought abit until they dragged me out. they then half dragged, half carried me to the SCC. where the first of my horrors were to begin.

outside i struggled somemore, making it difficult for them to carry me. they dumped me unceremoniously on the floor and in front of the rest of the people outside at the C block and the quadrangle, surrounded me and chanted happy bday. they then dragged me by my two feet like a sack of potatoes into the room. where i struggled somemore but then they pinned me down. as usual. lemme now recount what they did to me.

a) Pitchfork
b) Fire extinguisher X2 (that really hurt)
c) Knee drop
d) Headbutt
e) 2 fencing epee blades
f) plastic samurai sword for orientation
g) shoe

a full 7 course wassup as you can see, not counting that they did the favourite extinguisher twice. after that i was dead, they lemme down on the floor for a while. before some idiot suggested poling me. so despite my protests (duh) they carried me up and again out of the SCC, and orientating so that i legs were facing the nearby flagpole, they walked towards the direction and about 15m away from the pole, they ran towards it. they poled me 5 times until they finally dropped me on the floor. i then crawled back to the SCC and once inside i collasped on the carpet. someone then shotued tau pok! and i was too dead to resist anymore. so they piled on. until i starting tapping out on the floor because damnit, it was damn pain! like someone punch me in the guts. they finally got off after that. and so there it was. my whole day's activities.

a) ran like mad escaping. escaped capture for good 45mins.
b) they then bought gem of true sight and caught me
c) got 7 course dinner, i mean wassup
d) got poled
e) got tau poked.

haha after i finished, i looked like a maniac. they half stripped my pants off la. wat the hell. i made myself decent again, and sweated like i just went for some 10 klick run. then i went down to the canteen to rest up first and catch up with candice. saw cheryl shufang tini and clar there. pido and ron came after. haha.


alright.. now let's talk about what i got. the guys, i can trust them to wassup me and treat me LAN/dinner and that's their present. haha. i got better stuff from the girls. i got a bear and card from tini! haha thanks! i got a box full of barang barang ( ok la, meaningful barang barang ok? haha) from cheryl. =) thanks. and next time no need to fit a pen inside la. just gimme can le. hehe, someone took all my stationery, left my pencil box empty with only my stapler and calculator. -_-"

thanks t10 for the cake too, it was nice. =) simple, but nice.

thanks to javier, tini and cheryl in the morning who were the first today to sms me wishing me! thanks also to sophie, huishan, candice and terry who msged me later in the day. thanks to rachel who sms-ed me last night even, haha. thanks cheryl for the comment that i'm smart enough to run out. hahahaahahah!

and thanks to all who wished me in person la, too many le i forgot you all. so i guess, here's to my friends, who made today memorable and fun. if only everyday were like this. =) i'll die happy. literally.


`donovan. |9:07 PM|