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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 [[]]


damn funny today man. ok, i shall give a vulgar but hilarious account of the taxi i took today with gughan and shaun. oh. my. god. we started out talking about how the samurai in the last samurai behead people with swords. and goodness knows from where the cabby uncle chips in with how indonesian people chop heads with parangs and all. and then he leads us to the topic of how indonesians are like damn corrupt citing the example of the funds given to them from the tsunami fund were being pilfered. he throws in crude phrases like 'fuck off' , 'fuck them', 'jia lui' (meaning eat money, literally), 'use money for what? buy lam pah ah..' he was a laugh la. we were trying our best not to laugh. then he goes on to say how singapore government at least knows how to 'eat money' without showing it. get this, he thinks corruption is rife in singapore too! haahahah.

everyone shold meet such a cabby at least once. it's an eye opening experience. not to mention hilarious. too bad our ride was a short one, i would have liked to hear how he describes george bush..


`donovan. |8:51 PM|