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Friday, June 18, 2004 [[*homeless people can fly!]]


Settled some stuff today. I settled some misunderstandings between Peter and I and closed a chapter of my life I was trying to rectify since the middle of term 2. Thank god it's over. On a lighter note: Went to meet Gughan today for lunch and a lil unwinding. At lunch at the chicken rice stall, I ordered a plate of chicken rice while Gughan was content to eat a plate of rice only with sauce. End result: the chinese stall woman approached me later as I was paying and asked if Gughan wanted some soup. Apparently she thought he was a homeless fella and needed food! She was saying in chinese that we should help such people if they need help. I was smiling and laughing as I clarified with her that he just wasn't hungry and he wasn't homeless. The people in the sitting area were looking at us and while the woman was going all concerned and all and I was laughing, Gughan was pestering me since he didn't understand what was going on: dey, what's she saying? why is everyone looking at me? This made me even more hysterical with laughter! Of course later I explained it to Gughan. The look on his face was priceless! And later, cause he wanted his card to top up automatically, he went to tap his card in a bus he wasn't going to take but he forgot to tap the exit so the GIRO could kick in! Haha! I could just imagine the look on the bus driver's face.

::echoes::

The bus driver is driving his usual monotonous route. At this particular bus stop, he gets a passenger who gets up the bus at the entrace, taps his EZ Link card, and walks back out. He laughes so hard after driving off that the bus careens off the side of the road that it overturns and explodes, killing everyone inside instantaneously.

::echoes::

Maybe the last sentence wasn't true, but you get the idea. =D


`donovan. |6:52 PM|