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Wednesday, September 21, 2005 [[]]


two teenagers are arrested, the police officer tells them they are entitled to one phone call.

sometime later a man enters the station and asks for them. "I suppose you're their solicitor," says the officer.

"no," the man replies. "i'm here to deliver the pizza."



some friends rented a boat and went fishing on a lake. after they'd caught their fill and were heading back to the dock, one guy asked, "did you mark the spot where we got all these fish?"

"of course," his friend said. "i put a big white X on the side of the boat where we caught them."

"you idiot!" the first guy yelled. "what makes you think we can get this boat tomorrow?"



leena was tired of her husband coming home drunk and decided to scare him straight. one night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. when her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfork.

"who are you?" he slurred.

"i'm the devil," she answered.

"well come home with me," he said. "i married your sister."


`donovan. |5:29 PM|